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what-even-is-thiss:

hellbabyfromhell:

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

I have no unique experiences apparently

baekphia:

not to be fake deep but… dont be afraid, love is the way, shawty i got it … you can call me monster

firefox-official:

puddlewing:

firefox-official:

bookwoodsanctuary:

firefox-official:

skoib:

firefox-official:

iidontreally-know1:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

firefly464:

firefox-official:

tiny-danplan-creature:

firefox-official:

cocoaishere:

firefox-official:

song-of-echo:

firefox-official:

superultramefanerd:

firefox-official:

churrosalesman25:

firefox-official:

letmesleepibegofyou:

firefox-official:

voidedmuffin:

firefox-official:

kindagay-prettyokay:

firefox-official:

pancake-geesus:

firefox-official:

hi-captain-jack-harkness:

firefox-official:

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

babies. duh

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

wait. what are cats then

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

the fuck is a warrior cat

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

neither should tigerstar but guess what

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

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hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

what are two legs considered?

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

seulray:

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

googleme420:

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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hannahgadsbys:

also i literally do not care whether you prefer pads or tampons but the fact that in almost every situation where free period supplies are available, they’re tampons, and this is just assumed to be fine (or people like campaigning for “free tampons” rather than “free menstrual products”) upsets me bc there are a lot of people who use pads who cannot use tampons and i don’t understand why tampons are considered not just the default but the only option worth mentioning

impaulsiveschizoid:

You know what sucks? Having a breakdown over something you KNOW is stupid. Like it’s still making you feel sick, and beyond upset but you can’t tell anyone because you KNOW its ridiculous and no one will GET it so you just lay there suffering and wanting to cry with no out put or way to fix or work through the feelings.